Sewy #88
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WAKEY WAKEYYou lot all fallen asleep or just deserted me !
Lonely Sewy
xc
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kev99h
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yes
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Sewy #88
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Kev
Never in a month of sundays did i ever expect you to desert me :(
SadSewy
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tydomi
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Just resting up for the new season which starts tonight for HFA and Sunday for the Knights.
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Sewy #88
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Oh !
I see !
So resting involves deserting Sewy when she's never deserted you lot !
First her Hubby deserts her, then keith urban marries that biatch nicole kidman and has a baby and now the knights are at it :(
Hmmmmm thinkin on looking for a new team to support lol
Sewy 
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tydomi
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To quote Vince Clark "don't leave me this way", I have been resting as my back took a fair amount of hammer picking the puck out of my net following our last game. I am sorry I can do nothing about Keith Urban, but show business marriages only last a few months anyway!!!!!!
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Sewy #88
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Thats not the Point - sore back doesnt stop yer fingers workin!
I've been deserted by those i love the mostest in the whole wide world.............ma boys..............the knights :( oh then my hubby ofcourse and i'm feeling lonely errrrrrrrrrr than normal ya shower of deserters!
Looking for new team to give all ma luv too
Neglected Sewy
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guinnesstain
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| Sewy wrote: | Hmmmmm thinkin on looking for a new team to support lol
Sewy |
I've heard the Cosford Stars are an awesome team to follow...
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Sewy #88
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But Marcus
Will they luv me as much as i'd luv them!?
WOuld they desert me daily like my knights!?
etc etc etc
Contracts need to be drawn up i reckon :) lmao
Ever Hopeful Sewy
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guinnesstain
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I think there's plenty of loving to be had and no dessert I'm afraid. We're athletes you know...
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Sewy #88
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Damn
What about ma chocolate sauce and extra thick double cream :( Hmmm
Need to think on that one :(
Sad as Ever LOL
Sewy
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tydomi
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This sounds like food porn to me, I have just recovered from the focus on Paul's spangley pants then, then one of you starts talking food while the other has a desire for large areas of sand!!!!!!!!
Sewy the sooner you get back to the Knights the better. We do all miss you.
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Sewy #88
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YEEEEEEEEEHA someone loves me ;)
Erm Marcus dont need your team lol ;) well at the moment anyway lol
Very Happy :)
Yeeeha
Noneed to eat worms again ;)
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guinnesstain
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You're so fickle.
See you at Dundee.
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Sewy #88
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Not Fickle Honey Just Female ;) its my perogative ;)
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Mary
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My dearest Eibhlin, I shall always love you, rain or shine, feast or famine, you are my beastest girlie ever.  
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kev99h
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Wow a bit of g on g action on the site now. We may need to set up a credit card system and start earning some cash off this for the club!
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Sewy #88
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You know i'd do anything to benefit the club Kv
But you neglected me so your credit card will be rejected LMAO
Mary I luvs ya millions n gazillions also ;) forever
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Mary
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Hey Kev...care to be the filling on our girlie sandwich? 
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kev99h
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mary, do you even have to ask?
How have I neglected you sewy?
What can I do to put it right?
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Sewy #88
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Oh Kevin ;)
You admitted sorta kinda to neglecting me earlier
Try some things out on me and i'll decide which i like best then i'll let you know if you are forgiven ;)
Mary you saucepot ;)
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Mary
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lol..........No, I guess I need not ask Kev...But since you didn't offer to begin with...Well ya know, never can tell...
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tydomi
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I thought our site was getting bad when it was food porn, we will be listed on some strange forums and sites should this continue. Yippee!!!!!!!!
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Mary
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Hey Tydomi, nothing like a little kinky to brighten ones day I always say
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Sewy #88
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Sewy Notices that Kev has gone quiet AGAIN :)
Hey Tydomi
Gotta luv me i'm yer number one
PMSL
Sewy
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Mary
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Is he shy or something Eib?
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Sewy #88
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Mary
He's a teaser ;) Yaks away non stop to ya then leaves ya high n dry ;)
PMSL
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Mary
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Oh...so he's male, acting like a male..gotcha girlie!!! 
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kev99h
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Best way to keep you girls interested tho.... lol
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Sewy #88
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Kev
PMSL
We like ........we like ;)
Tease away ;)
Sewy
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Mary
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Guess I'm kinda wondering if he treats his ladies like that in the sac....does his deed, and leaves em high and dry....or is he a ride em hard put em away wet kind of guy?
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Sewy #88
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ROTFLMAO
I have no idea mary lol his wife would be the one to ask there lol
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Mary
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So, Eib....do tell..which boys are married, and which are well.....FUN?
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Sewy #88
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Right guys !
Own up !!
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guinnesstain
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married
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kev99h
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ok sign up here for date a hockey player. only £5.99 per month, complete satisfaction or your money back. Maybe
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Geordie
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Taken!
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Sewy #88
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Isn't £5.99 a tad expensive !
I'd give Bryan for £1.99
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Mary
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Where do I transfer the money too Eib?
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Mary
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| kev99h wrote: | | ok sign up here for date a hockey player. only £5.99 per month, complete satisfaction or your money back. Maybe |
MEN!!!! 
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kev99h
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yes we are! what about men?
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Sewy #88
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Mary
PMSL
Shall send him first class and you can have him free of charge.
Pity Geordie is now taken you coulda shown that young whippersnapper a thing or two lmao.
Kev
Oh you are cheeky ;)
Luv
Sewy
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Geordie
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Not a chance Sewy, After all you have shown me?. I reckon it would be a fair match.
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tydomi
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Can we not be married and still be fun????????????
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Mary
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Sure Tydomi... ...Eibhlin...Don't forget to poke holes in the box, give him a jar to pee in..and um...maybe something to eat...(want him to have strength when he gets here) Thank you in advance...And I'll ship him home in a few weeks....Tired, and worn out..but alive
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Mary
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oh, and um...You might want to let Bryan know you've rented him to me!!, and allow him to have his cellie too...I'll text him once in a while to make sure he can breathe
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Mary
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oh, and yeah...Shame about Geordie, from what you said about him..He would've been fun to play with
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kev99h
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God you women have one track minds. We are not objects just for satisfaction of you lusty desires you know, we are human beings... all someones sons. Sex sex sex is all you think about. Cant we just cuddle?
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Sewy #88
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Married Tydomi -------------no extra fun allowed lol ;)
Mary you are hilarious but do you need to ship him back?:(
Kev
Men are there for our pleasure to use abuse and manage their money ;)
Geordie
Shush now you wee stud you ;) Dont give away my secrets ;) Oh and you said you were taken? How many have taken you this time PMSL
Still luvs ya though ;)
Cheers guys for the laughs atm I needed cheering up :)
Keep them coming ;)
Sewy ;)
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Geordie
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Well I am taken but in todays modern society I believe you are allowed to "look in the shop window" and I am a firm believer in the try before you buy policy too. I dont think this would work in cases of capture but screw it, I likes a challenge. Send her to me!
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Mary
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Oh Geordie...no need to act all big and bad in front of your mates;-)Deep down you're all just little boys in need of guidance.
Eib...Actually if you don't mind..I'd be more then happy to let Bryan stay a bit, just hope I don't wear him out...you know how I am Just hope he can keep up with my lustful ways
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tydomi
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We have had three happy years of marriage, pity we have been together 19 years. It is the last time I employ a woman based on her looks and wearing a very short skirt.
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Sewy #88
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PMSL
Mary keep him as long as needed honey ;) teach him some new tricks ;) Oh and Geordie wants you to come to him huh? or am i reading it wrong lololololol
Tydomi lmao you are bad ;)
I gotta say that this is the most "Action" the site has seen on one subject in forever hahahahaha its fabulous :)
Keep it up guys pmsl
Sewy
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Geordie
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What mates?, there is never anybody on here but me, you, sewy and tydomi. As for the little boy part, obviously Sewy hasnt told you everything about young Geordie!. hehehehehe
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Mary
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PMSL!!!! Obviously Sweets, I didn't think Eib would know the answer to that. But I will be sure and ask her now.
Um...how do you feel about bondage? For it, or against it?
Yeah, Eib and I have been trying to Perk you guys up in here. I been to more upbeat funerals..(No pun intended Eib)
Eib, Have you informed Bryan that he's is to be my sex toy? Might be a good idea to let him know, or do you plan on binding and gagging him before you put him in the box?oh, and one more thing...Can I tattoo him before I send him back? I'd like to have my lips tattoo'd on that yummy ass of his
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Sewy #88
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OMG Geordie !
Are you trying to make me blush?!
Oh i notice Kev has gone all quiet again after is wee input!
Mary tattoo away - abuse away - have fun ;)
Oh and i have TOLD him:) find the tattoo while you are in that area that has my name in it ;) lol
Gawd all this excitement is gonna ..................i'm gonna............erm........
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Mary
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BLUSH? Noway..I've got to see this..Eib Blush?
Yeah, I've noticed Kev has gone all silent on us Eib. Seems like he does that a lot. Someone had best light a fire under his wee ass
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Sewy #88
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I blush very easily ;)
PMSL
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Mary
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This I do know my dear Friend... Love you bunches, miss ya millions
I'm not sure Eib..but I think I scared Geordie off with the bondage question. Eib, do you think Geordie's age will bother my 24 year old son much?
And I also notice Kev hasn't even come in to visit us again today...Coward!! lol..j/k Kev
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Geordie
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Bondage?. You make it sound like thats an option?. I thought that was just the way it was always done. What can I say?, Eib taught me well!
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kev99h
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i dont mean to keep going quiet, I am just intimidated by such strong women. lol
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tydomi
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I have never known so few knights get involved in such a long running wide ranging discussion about what Mary is going to do to Geordie and and in particlar Jock. C'mon Knights get involved.
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Mary
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Oh Tydomi...does this mean you aren't out to protect the guys, just find out whats going to happen to them?One more thing Tydomi..What exactly do you mean by "Get Involved"?
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Mary
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| kev99h wrote: | | i dont mean to keep going quiet, I am just intimidated by such strong women. lol |
Maybe you are getting to old Kev
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kev99h
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not old, experienced.....
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Mary
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Well Kev...That sir is your advantage then
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Sewy #88
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OMG!!!!
Geordie you bad boy!
Mary
PMSL
Geordie........scared.....never lol
Kev scared yes ! course he is!
Tydomi you stirrer lol
This is hilarious........luvvit.............keep going ! more more more pmsl
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Mary
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| Sewy wrote: | OMG!!!!
Geordie you bad boy! |
OHHHHHHH, so you have shown him the finer points of bondage then Eib? Will you threaten to spank him next?
Eib, you getting Jock ready for shipping? Oh BTW no need to send extra clothing, he won't be getting dressed;-)
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kev99h
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Aye sewy just send him in his favourite bananna hammock.....
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Geordie
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Threaten to spank me?. Its only a threat if I dont like it!. Anyway, Sewy insists we call it a "love tap". Spanking sounds so "pornstar" like as she says.
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Sewy #88
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OMG!!!
Perverts !!
Bryan is posted half naked ;) in lovely tight boxers hmmmmmmmmmm
I have sent one set spare Mary incase you need him to run errands ;)
Kev do you look as good in a banana hammock ;)
Geordie - stop ! our secrets remember! auch damit ok i'll share our secrets with Mary afterall she taught me everything i know ;)
I'm gonna need a replacement for when you are abusing Bryan mary ;) and ideas
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Mary
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Well Eib..I do have a friend in the USAF...Would he do...only 5'8" big blue eyes..tight ass, and um.......well..very doable...Or I could Kidnap Bon Jovi and ship him over?
saying Spankings is too Pornstar? Baby...I've seen your picture..you could so be a pornstar
Where is Kev?
Eib..shush about me teaching you everything....Don't want all those men pounding my door down
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Sewy #88
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I'll lock the door and never open it again if you are gonna kidnap the Main Man Bon Jovi ohhhhhhhhh yeah!!!!!!!!!
Bliss
Heaven
Hmmmmmmm drool who needs hockey players/raf boys when Jon is in my clutches ;)
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Mary
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Eib? is it just me, or are there a lot of mates checking things out, but not posting. I look to the left...under the "recently online" heading and see all those guys who have cum in, but not a one has posted. Whats up with that, are they shy? Oh look at that...even our dear Jock has popped in without a post  
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Mary
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Oh..I think I shall Texted dear Jock with a Grand hello, and love and kisses....
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Sewy #88
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Yeah Mary
A lot of them do cum in but never stick around pmsl !
Cowardly i reckon !! or are they just waiting for the right moment ;)
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Mary
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Or maybe the right comment my dear Eib ..Oh btw I texted Jock..and got no reply...JOCK!!! HOWYA DOING SEXY?
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Sewy #88
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How dare he not reply !
I shall erm ok when you return him i'll return him to sender ;)
No use me having him if he doesnt pay attention to his mobile messages ;)
Private message him some abuse Mary lmao he may get that;)
Although gotta admit with looking after Elaine his mind is prolly further up his a** than usual pmsl
Now for the right comment for the guys to reply..............hmmmmmmmmmm.....................sure i'll think of something at some point lol
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Mary
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Wooohooo Eib He returned my texted....um..he made mention of a bow...where exactly did you tie that? Around the box or around....um...well...you know Man I hope if it is there, it isn't too tight. Eib miss you millions, love you even more...Hope Elaine is doing well...send her my love, and friendship....
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tydomi
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Some of use just use tantric posting, it keeps us going longer between popping in and out.
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Mary
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Um...Tydomi? WHAT!!! So, um you are saying what..More sex talk, less chatter? or no talk at all?
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Sewy #88
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Tydomi
OMG !!!
i'm sitting at work here blushin !
Jeezy Peeps LMAO !!!
Mary
You encouraging that poor defensless man lol or actually he's in defence kinda lol well he covers the net so he's a minder hmmm oh goodness
Given Elaine your love etc :) Just got her back out the hospital yet again! poor wee mite. Results tomorrow :/ fingers and all crossed. Luv ya millions and miss ya more also :)
Miss my knights too :( wish jock would get back up to Leuchars i'm having withdrawal symptoms lol
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Mary
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Crossing my fingers, toes, eyes etc for the best Eib...Smootches girlie friend
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Sewy #88
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Mary
Uncross fingers lol
Results were chit :)
Speak to you more on that later :)
Now what happened to all my Knights who were amusing me......c'mon boys..........roll up roll up :)
Lets get this team back into shape! Dont wanna be doing an Odiham now do we!
Asses into gear boys................RAF Champs !!!!!!!!!!
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Mary
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Eibhlin...Did I do something wrong? It just seems that these boys are a bit uptight about something. I didn't mean to offend anyone in anyway. Just trying to have some fun, perk this site up a little bit. Heck....before i started coming in here...posts were few and far between. I was only trying to help. I'm very sorry if I offended anyone, it was not my intention.
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Geordie
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Not me, Ya just stopped with the foreplay and then it all went to pot, keep going!
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Mary
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Yes well young Geordie, we...you and I could always take this to another level...if you're brave enough
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Geordie
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Go for it! Gimme the best ya have got!
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Sewy #88
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Mary
If they havent got the balls to say that you offended them then tuff chit!
Its a free forum.......fun allowed....if they dont like it then dont read it would be my response
I luvs ya millions though
Cant wait too see what you do to Snookum Geordie lol
Geordie you are a brave brave lad ;) saying "Gimme etc PMSL
Mon the Knights !!!!!!! Mary's gonna slaughter Geordie he may need help lol
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Geordie
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I may get slaughtered but by the sounds of mary's confidence,it will be with a smile on my face!
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kev99h
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No offence taken here anyway. crack on mary! lol
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Mary
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| Geordie wrote: | | I may get slaughtered but by the sounds of mary's confidence,it will be with a smile on my face! |
AHH my young Geordie...Give me a few days to work something out on my word page(Since Scotland is a few miles away, and I've no plans to visit there as of yet )..then I'll post for you. FYI!!! It WILL be XXX So pre-warning to all you weak kneed lads!!
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Sewy #88
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Slaughtered is putting it mildly lol
Embalming fluid at the ready !!!!!
This is the most fun the Knights have had for ages......good for moral!!!!! mon knights get it together !!!!!!
She may have no plans to visit yet but it wont be long till she's here in Sewy's wee den supporting the Knights !!!!!!!! and abusing Bryan if she brings him with her lmao
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Geordie
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I will wait with anticipation!
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Sewy #88
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Geordie Schnookums
You are a glutton for punishment but hey...........you'll enjoy it i'm sure
PMSL
Sewy
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Geordie
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Well its about the only fun ya can get from being a knight these days!
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Sewy #88
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Hopefully that will change Geordie
I need the knights still to be tuff as ole boots for when Jock ever gets back there lol
Bring on the RAF Champs get my Knights back to No1.
Enjoy your Mary Torture lol Geordie ;) that'll lift moral or something
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Geordie
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Im sure that will lift my morale infinitely but as for the RAF Champs, It aint looking good.
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kev99h
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whys it not looking good?
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Geordie
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Leuchars has no team!
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