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wetsuitA man is shipwrecked on a desert island for two years when, one day a beautiful woman clad in a wetsuit walk out of the water.
"thank god your here" says the man
" How long has it been since you had a smoke" asks the woman and undoes a zip on her wetsuit and pulls out a pack of smokes and a lighter. She hands them over and the man snatches them and smoke three in a row.
" I really needed that!" Says the man.
"How long has it been since you had a beer?" Asks the woman.
" Too long" Says the man and watches in amazement as she reaches into another pocket and pulls out a perfectly chilled can of stella and hands it over. The man downs it in one and wipes his mouth.
" Now, how long has it been since you played around?" Asks the woman smiling and slowly undoing the zip on the front of her wetsuit.
"My god" says the man. "Dont tell me you have a set of golf clubs in there too!"
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