Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:04 pm Post subject: same old faeces
APOLOGY
I MUST APOLOGISE ON BEHALF OF THE LEUCHARS KNIGHTS FOR OUR TOTALLY UNLISCENCED AND ILL-INFORMED ACQUSATION CONCERING THE 'MATTER' LEFT BEHIND IN THE SHOWER ROOM AFTER LAST WEEKS TRAINING SESSION.
I AM FORCED TO ADMIT THAT NEITHER I NOR ANYBODY ELSE WITHIN THE LEUCHARS KNIGHTS TEAM ARE QUALIFIED OR EXPERIENCED ENOUGH TO DIFFERENTIATE ON THESE SCIENTIFIC ISSUES.
IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THE ARTICLE IN QUESTION WAS INDEED NO MORE SINISTER THAN A COMMON OR GARDEN DECAYING BANANA, AND IN ALL HONESTY HAD WE HAD THE STATE OF PRESCENCE TO CARRY OUT A FULL BIOPSY, OR EVEN CARRY OUT A BASIC EXAMINATION INCORPORATING SIGHT, SMELL, TOUCH AND TASTE TESTS, WE COULD WELL HAVE ESTABLISHED THE FACT EARLIER.
LESSON LEARNED BY ALL, AND APOLOGIES ALL ROUND, DECAYING FOODSTUFF WITHIN A SHOWER AREA IS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN, IN FACT I HAVE TO SAY THAT I MAY SELF HAVE A SMASHING PAIR OF PLUMS WHICH I OFTEN WASH VIGOURESLY IN THE SHOWER, LIKEWISE SPLODGE WHO HAD A MAGNIFICENT DISPLAY OF GRAPES PLACED ENTICINGLY BETWEEN HIS BUTTOCKS.
WE, ARE ALWAYS WILLING TO WELCOME NEW FRUITS INTO THE CLUB, AND I AM PERSONALLY ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A PAIR OF JUICY MELONS. _________________ Once a king always a king, but once a knight's enough.
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